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Exhaustipated 

To be so tired that you no longer give a shit any more.
"Dude, I am too exhaustipated to collect my welfare cheque today. Can you do it for me?"

exhausterbated 

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.
Whew I am exhausterbated.
exhausterbated by Josh August 7, 2004

Exhaustipated 

adj. too tired to give a crap.
Jim was so exhaustipated that when he realized he left his keys in the door, he didn't care to retrieve them.
Exhaustipated by Noshtadrano April 18, 2009

Exhaustipated 

I need to wash the car, but I am Exhaustipated.
Exhaustipated by Netresq July 8, 2012

exhaustapated 

A state beyond exhaustion. Too tired and drained to think or move.
After staying up all night in the hospital I was exhaustapated at work the next day.
exhaustapated by NadieOK January 20, 2009

exhaustebated 

Being exhausted from masturbating to long.
Mark: Yo Thadius, why are you so tired.
Thadius: I'm exhaustebated. I just jerked off for 5 hours and i haven't even started studying yet.
Mark: Dude, your disgusting.
exhaustebated by poopface66666667 November 5, 2009