Evalu 

Patrick Ewings nickname. Evalu, which is short for Evalution....which that frigin' ape has yet to go through!

Evalu by N. Culv May 7, 2003

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome 

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

Ejaculate and Evacuate by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

Vindaloo evacuation 

When you have a roaring hot diarrhea of fire the day after having consumed very spicy foods, such as a Vindaloo curry. This usually happens first thing in the morning, mere minutes after you wake up, and it stings even worse going out than it did coming in.

Man, last nights curry was friggin' delicious, but it resulted in a painful Vindaloo evacuation early this morning.

Vindaloo evacuation by Kingen March 12, 2010

Evalisse

Evalisse is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She's kind of badass but also is very intrusive with her feelings. If you get close to an Evalisse you're lucky; don't let her go. She hardy lets anyone in so don't take it for granted. If you're the friend of an Evalisse it means something special.

Evalisse likes skateboarding, soccer, and very few people.

Evalisse by p00dle May 27, 2015

Evala 

"Evala" is expression in Bulgarian language used when praise or admire someone\something.
I am bulgarian and never heard of the above definition.

Hey, Anna! Evala. You are amazing.

Eeee. Evala, bro.

Evala to the government for doing such a great job.

Evala by Anukanna November 11, 2019

premature evacuation 

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

premature evacuation by csepulv October 4, 2007