Eton 

A place where a poker was stuck slowly up my arse for four years. The psychological surgery necessary to remove it is pretty damn expensive. Nevertheless, it offers a great education.

Me: Hey Lord Wellesley, have you removed the Eton poker yet?
LW: One of the laity--how quaint!

Eton by Unfortunate Businessman October 30, 2008

Eton 

A Small town in Berkshire near Slough which was fairly innocuous and insignificant until some bright spark in the 1440's decided to place a Fagan's Den of under age male sex on top.

He's 5 years old isn't he? He's a bit queer? He needs an Eton education. It will do him the world of good in Male Company.

Eton by Scruffytubbles October 26, 2019

Eton 

The King's College of Our Lady of Eton beside Windsor, commonly known as Eton College or just Eton, is a prestigious and internationally known independent school for boys, which is often described as the most famous school in the world. It is located in Eton, Berkshire, near Windsor in England, situated about a mile north of Windsor Castle. The school's Headmaster, Tony Little, MA, is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and the school is a member of the Eton Group of independent schools in the United Kingdom. It has a very long list of well known alumni, including 19 former British Prime Ministers.

Royal Guy: "I go to Eton."
Normal Dude: "Sue me!"

Eton by psiscott2000 May 11, 2006

Eton 

The act of being devoured.

My mate Bob was eton by crocodiles!

Eton by The Comedian Reloaded November 28, 2004

Eton 

It’s just like Ligma and Sugma but less funny

Person 1 : You heard of the new guy Elton ?
Person 2 : Nope, who’s that
Person 1 : Eton deez nuts

Person 2 : Aight ima head out

Eton by @JustEdgarDK January 2, 2022

eton 

happy :)

“I’m so eton dude”
“Fuck off”

eton by vicksenngeedee March 16, 2025

Eton College

Posh boys school in England with an annual fee of over the average income. Sports played are rowing, rugby and cricket. Pupils consist mainly of upper middle class white Oxbridge-bound Hooray Henrys, many of whom are the offspring of aristocrats and investment bankers.

Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street.

I wouldn't want my little darlings mixing with the peasants. Hugo and I will be packing them off to Eton College!

Eton College by theurbandictionarydon May 18, 2011