Ernesting 

The act of waterboarding oneself while masturbating at the same time.

What are those sounds? Is Jack ernesting in the bathroom?!?!?!

Ernesting by ERNIE BERNIE May 18, 2017

Ernestina 

Ernestina is one of a kind. Her features are striking. Short and cute definitely one of the best nights of your life. If you ever meet a Ernestina you’ll discover a new confidence and courage. She brings out the best in you. Ernestina is a loyal and caring person always taking the time to listen and understand.

Every star of the show is a Ernestina

Ernestina by Rainaina November 28, 2019

ernestina 

Ernestina’s are jokesters, They are loyal and will stay by your side. They are crazy and enthusiastic. They are very smart but do things that are dumb. They have a nice smile and interesting personality. If you have an Ernestina, keep her around she is a keeper

You friends with Ernestina?! Lucky!!!

ernestina by Crunchy boy October 13, 2019

ernestine 

An ernestine is a human being that could come off as shy and introverted to some people. But only the most worthy people could get to know an ernestine better because under that, an ernestine is a person you could never ever live without. Ernestines will never fail to bring warmth to your heart; always understanding but is also reasonable and wise beyond their years, and will never give up on you. An ernestine loves you for who you are, so don't be hesitant to be your true self around them. Very good company; random and will always make you laugh.

You could search the whole wide universe, but there is only one right ernestine for each of us.

Person 1: "Dude, see that girl over there?"

Person 2: "Yea. What about?"

Person 1: "I think she's gonna be my ernestine."

ernestine by Where are you May 8, 2009

Erecting 

when the dick gets hard by reminiscing something in the past most likely sex that was exciting

Well Bryan sure Is Erecting From that Friday night sex

Erecting by Xmantra August 25, 2019

ernting yourself out 

Doing or saying something stupid or uncalled for at the wrong place or time.

John says to his friend, "Let's do tummies!" (Instead of chest bump)

Jack says, "You're ernting yourself out!"

ernting yourself out by Niw March 26, 2008

earnestine 

Greedy;will eat all your damn food
Different; Crazy, Nice;kind

Your being a earnestine right now eating me out a house and home

earnestine by lopp5 December 1, 2013