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homo erectus 

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
homo erectus by QuacksO April 23, 2018

bonus erectus 

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody
Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.
bonus erectus by DinoDave September 22, 2011
Erastus is a very lively man with the ability to bring sunlight to the "greyest" of days. He has a very bright and beautiful smile and his laughter is contagious. He's smart and very passionate about what he does. He fights for what he believes in but will never impose it on you.
He has not been through the smoothest of relationships so he puts up a guarded appearance but deep down, he's soft and a very passionate and sweet lover.
He's someone you can run to for comfort and he'll receive you with arms wide open. He seems to know the right words to say and they soothe the heart like balm.
He has good taste in music, and has an amazing voice. An amazing singer but as for his dancing skills, let's just say he is not so gifted in that aspect.
He doesn't like stress and knows how to ease the tension in the air.
Erastus is also a very good looking man.
Find yourself an Erastus.
"I love his smile. He looks like an Erastus".
Erastus by Just_Sumbuddy September 14, 2020

Mexicanus Erectus 

Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.
"Sick graffiti, homes. That Mexicanus Erectus got pissed off."

wangus erectus 

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.
male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.
wangus erectus by sarahmae September 29, 2007

erectus elongotis 

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.
I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.
erectus elongotis by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011