Equality 

1) A word that, by definition, means for EVERYBODY.

2) A situation where a woman, a black gay guy, and a straight white male walk into a job interview and the person with the most experience, references, and credentials gets the job.

1) Person A: I agree that equality is important, but don't you think our gender should be given special privileges?

Person B: No way, equality is for everybody, not just us.

2) Person A: So, who you gonna hire for the accounting job?

Person B: Probably whoever has the most experience, references, and credentials.

Equality by Simple_As_Sun July 29, 2011

Equality 

Communism. (It doesn’t work) nice try though.

I believe in equality because I believe everyone should have the equal rights except those who don’t agree, they are morons and don’t know shit.

Equality by Patriotic white male November 21, 2017

equality 

1) An irritating concept that gave rise to algebra equations.

2) An ideal shared by many downtrodden citizens across the globe that all men deserve the same treatment regardless of differentiating factors, such as race, religion, gender, weight, physical and/or mental abilities (or lack thereof), income, personality, looks, etc.

2) Very likely nonexistant in a purely practical sense.

1) Correct the inequality.
2) All men are equal.
3) Some are just more equal than others. (-George Orwell)

equality by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004

Equality 

Equality - Something people have difficulty grasping.

People try to understand and practice equality, but in the end, they fail.

Equality by FlareKitsune August 5, 2009

Equality 

The excuse third wave feminists use as a way to cover up their maniacal man-hating tendencies.

For example, "Feminism is about equality"

Equality by Iggleboz October 9, 2018

Equality 

6 in Supreme Mathematics

the state or quality of being equal, meaning to deal equally with all in existence

Equality is achieved by teaching others Knowledge and Wisdom, and making it understood through Understanding.

Equality by LiquidSwords October 13, 2005

Equality 

An illusion that people think they have control of. Many think that they need to be equal to each other so everyone can have equal chances at things, but they also believe that they are their own special little person. Aside from almost directly contradicting themselves equality would drown the complication and surprise of your life, it is necessary to a "fulfilled" lifestyle. Furthermore, you don't need to have the same amount as everyone else, you need the amounts needed to be happy. In many circumstances these are low amounts. Especially with money.

Socialist: I really wish our leader believed in equality so no one is in complete governmental dominance.
AcidAimCat: I really wish that there were no government sometimes.

Equality by AcidAimCat March 8, 2017