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dump shit 

The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.
She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?
dump shit by CGPsaint April 21, 2017

Hot Shit Dump 

1. The shit attack that occurs after eating a spicy meal. It may also result in a horrid smell, which engulfs the lavatory. All should stay clear.
After eating the spicy chicken wings, Dolores had to squeeze her ass cheeks together in an effort to avoid taking a hot shit dump in her pants.
Hot Shit Dump by spqueen April 27, 2019

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit 

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.
Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck 

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.
"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."
the occurrence of unexpectedly large amounts of diarrhea after one has sat down to take what he expected to be a "normal" poop.
Sorry I took so long, I didn't expect my bowel movements to turn out as a dumpshit!
Dumpshit by fuckinass October 24, 2010