Drinkstable

(noun) A Police Officer (Brit., vulg.)

Derived from the well-known British spoonerism, "I haven't had a cunt all night, drinkstable!" (an inebriated corruption of "I haven't had a drink all night, constable!" - commonly offered in one's own defence when apprehended by the forces of law and order for some minor motoring infraction - eg., running down a Sunday school outing or driving one's Bentley through the Food Hall at Harrods).

Banned for six months? Come off it, drinkstable - I've only had a dozen pink gins, a jug of Pimm's, three halves of light ale and a schooner of amontillado. My cousin's a JP, you know!

Drinkstable by Just_Tom November 17, 2009

be drinkable 

To go with the flow; to accept things you cannot change. <i>root: Henry Rollins spoken word, in which he refers to a sign above a Japanese hotel sink with the words "Be drinkable" (badly translated but meaning that it was safe to drink). He later uses it as an expression to be less apprehensive about unexpected or unpleasant things.</i>

"I am so pissed! My shoe got untied and I tripped over the lace in front of a hot girl!"

"Dude, be drinkable."

be drinkable by motleycupcake September 26, 2006

drinkable 

when a guy is hot and makes u thirsty

Damn! Hayes is so drinkable.

drinkable by bob1234567891 October 11, 2014

Drinkable 

An individual whose level of attractiveness increases exponentially with the amount of alcohol consumed.

As the night progressed and the number of drinks consumed by Joe "the Plumber" grew exponentially, Barracuda, who at the beginning of the night may have passed for a 6, now looked like a 9. She was now drinkable...

Drinkable by The Original Drinkable March 10, 2009

Drinkable 

An individual whose level of attractiveness increases exponentially with the amount of alcohol consumed.

-"Dude, what do you think of that girl."
-"Don't think I'd hook up with her while sober, but after a few drinks she will definitely be drinkable material."

Drinkable by ayg2 March 30, 2009

drinkable shot 

We’re looking for a drink. Fruity. Not whiskey. Loathe vodka. Tequila will kill ya. Ok actually look, me Britneigh and Ashlee wanna get fucked up but the hardest drink we can handle is a Zima. Plz halp. But like, 22 year olds will drink, like ~aNyThInG~

Make me something yummy, like a drinkable shot.

drinkable shot by Andersonpooper2008 May 8, 2021

drinkable skincare 

Products you consume / eat / drink that aid skincare, for examples effervescent tablets by Plix.

Hey, why don't you switch to drinkble skincare?

Have you tried switching to drinkable skincare?

drinkable skincare by thebigbhookad February 2, 2022