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douchebagathon 

When a person constantly acts stupid and dumb. They are running the Douchebagathon.
Damn, douchebagathon! Did u win the douchebag race for douchebagaknights.
douchebagathon by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

DoucheBrah 

A douche that attempts to sound intelligent in a conversation, most commonly found in a community college lounge wearing a peace sign, while ending most sentences in "bro" "brah" "dude" or "yo". also completely uninteresting
"Dud, you can't define communism based on a dictionary term brah, you don't know brah."
reply: "Your a douchebrah."
DoucheBrah by kholmes February 12, 2009

douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.
imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.
douchebread by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008

Douchebagathon 

1. Parties where one douchebag leaves and another arrives to take his place. Like a 24 hour telethon, they just keep coming and going at random, but you are never without one.

2. Typically two or more Democrats speaking in a Congressional Session

3. USC football pregame show
1. Can you believe it? We got rid of that one douchebag that shit in the pool and another shows up to piss on the bar-be-que. This is a freaking douchebagathon.

2. And following Nancy Pelosi will be Harry Reid

3. Lane Kiffin...need I say more?
Douchebagathon by Sober Irishman January 8, 2011

Douchebeat 

Combination of douchebag and deadbeat, featuring the prime factors that define each word. Simplifies talking as using this new compound word saves time. Time is money. Hence using this word saves money.
Amanda: I hate my ex, he sucks.
Steve: Yeah, he's a total douchebeat.
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Steve: That's a total douchebeat move.
Douchebeat by SR1972 August 11, 2012