DoucheTooth 

DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.

Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche

DoucheTooth by Tombadill August 3, 2007

douchetool 

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.

Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools

douchetool by thedouchetoolresistanceforce May 25, 2010

douche tooth 

a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator

I hate when I'm stuck in an elevator with a douche tooth.

douche tooth by onsluaght94 March 13, 2009

douchetoolbag

A douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. Not even the word "douchetoolbag" gives them justice. Activities may consist of

1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis

2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"

3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water

"Those guys from Jersey Shore that all dress alike and have their hair cut at the place are some real douchetoolbags"

douchetoolbag by urbanattitude July 23, 2012

doucheoftheyear

someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."

Im so happy im nominated for doucheoftheyear.

doucheoftheyear by LAWMAN November 18, 2004

douche tooth 

The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.

Dude see that guy wearing a Douche tooth?? yeah he acted like i didnt exist as i helped him.

douche tooth by Dhofstet777 March 21, 2008

Doucheworthy 

A person or thing that is worthy of being a douche.

"I feel really bad for being such a doucheworthy friend."

Doucheworthy by Cancelled Genius April 9, 2004