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Dirty Dorfman

Oh, no, I've just done a dirty dorfman and wiped a boggie in my eye!
Dirty Dorfman by CaringCandor January 13, 2022
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Leland dorman

A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.
You just ate 16 buildings and all of the food in my fridge you fat Leland dorman.
/dohrf•mann/

Origin: German

noun

1. a smart, funny, handsome, and literate person; preferably someone who's 40 years old and above.

2. a group of socially and politically aware individuals, whose goals are to provoke discussions of social issues in hopes of raising awareness for what they stand for.

3. someone who is hated for merely stating the truth; especially, when it comes to social and political issues.
"I went out for coffee the other day and the guy I bumped into is a total Dorfmann! He called out an elderly lady for berating a cashier who's only doing their job."

"You have to listen to your teacher, especially if they are a Dorfmann."

"That guy over there was so annoying, imagine being told that abortion is a basic human right. What a total Dorfmann!"
Dorfmann by meister ree September 3, 2022

Dormant Fart

a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.
Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.
A legendary CS:GO player. Believed to be the next Olofmeister.
Yo! Today i fell like DOFFMAN!
DOFFMAN by IG88HK September 8, 2015

sexually dormant 

Much like volcanic dormancy, sexual dormancy implies sexual activity in the past and sexual activity in the future at an unspecified time but a current state of inactivity.
Sarah was a slut in college, but she has become sexually dormant since graduation.
sexually dormant by sylvanparked October 24, 2012