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doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

oopsie doopsie 

A Swedish reporter and journalist most commonly known as Gloria Borger. She is on CNN but she is most famously known for her role on Pew News where she updates you on all the big oopsies.
scenario 1
Oopsie Doopsie: Welcome to Pew news, THis is Oopsie Doopsie *mouth pop*

scenario 2

Guy 1: In my personal opinion, I think oopsie doopsie is the best reporter on pew news
Guy 2: I don't watch pew news
Guy 1: you can't be my friend if you don't stan oopsie doopsie

Doodie Hole

Hey guys, guess what, I put my finger in her doodie hole!
Doodie Hole by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010

doodiebomb 

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.
I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.
doodiebomb by Robopoet February 20, 2006
a very rad, keen, amd sly person!
Richard was the coolest doodster in the chess club!
doodster by Alex Bonfigli April 12, 2007

doodiephiliac 

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.
Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
doodiephiliac by joseph blough March 12, 2022