Ditch Bitch 

Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.

Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"

Ditch Bitch by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

ditch bitch 

a girl(or guy) who repeatedly breaks dates with no excuse or reason. one who "ditches" you more than once..

she said we were supposed to have wings tonight but she didn't show, that lousy ditch bitch

ditch bitch by 69 war machine February 27, 2009

ditch bitch 

adj: someone who constantly is bailing out on you w/ or w/o a "reason".

Me: Are you pumped for the opening premiere of Fear Farm!?

Jonny: Actually, I made plans with Cole to do "something".

Me: But we've planned this for weeks

Jonny: Sorry bro.

Me: (faintly whispers) ditch bitch

ditch bitch by .....anonymous...... October 8, 2011

Ditch Bitch 

A annoying and toxic individual who goes out of there way to make other people’s life hell

Jack was such a Ditch Bitch last night

Ditch Bitch by Trepticon May 14, 2020

Ditch Bitch 

When you want to meet with someone or sit next to them in class and they end up meeting with someone else or ditching you to sit next to someone else

Boy: Hey dude sit next to me in class?
Dude:Nah man sorry imma sit next to bro...
Boy:Dude fuck you you're such a Ditch Bitch.

Ditch Bitch by ScifiDeath May 28, 2015

ditch bitch 

michael ditches people

Michael is a ditch bitch

ditch bitch by Ditchbitchmichael August 6, 2018

ditch bitch 

a ditch bitch is sawyer fleming

you are a ditch bitch

ditch bitch by chrissyspompoms July 16, 2022