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dysgoogled

A transitive verb used to describe those times you do something foolish based on incorrect information gleaned from a Google search.
I was dysgoogled when I used margarine to try and remove an grease stain from my cashmere sweater.

My friend dysgoogled a medical diagnosis and made herself sick with worry.
dysgoogled by dooblecky October 21, 2009
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Disboobled

For describing a girl whos boobs are so big she can't do sports that involve running or jumping without being in chronic boob-pain for days after.
She's so disboobled she gets knocked unconscious by her chest when shes running for the bus

Doctor: Im so sorry Ms. Wright, its not good news, Im afraid the tests have concluded that you are disboobled.
Disboobled by hannahkoala July 7, 2011

Misgoogled 

An inaccurate and/or reckless Google search that provides utterly useless results.
I searched for "see ass" when I meant to search for "sea bass." I misgoogled that bitch (search).
Misgoogled by lenin1924 January 7, 2011

Diagoogle 

self-diagnosis with Google as the only source and basis of your findings. Often skewed diagnosis by means of isolating one single symptom and applying it to a wide range of ailments.
After the cruise, I diagoogled myself with Vertigo.
Your right arm is cramping, according to my diagoogle it is definitely a heart-attack.
Diagoogle by nakodnas May 28, 2016

disengoogled 

The quality of a service or application being actively liberated from methods of user tracking and telemetry collecting subroutines (spookware), either by user intervention or by modifying the software.
ungoogled-chromium basically is disengoogled chromium
disengoogled by mio17 May 27, 2022