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Dirty Santa 

That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise
Dirty Santa by tick/e November 5, 2018

dirty santa 

A gift-giving game whereby participants are able to select a gift from the pool but run the risk of having it stolen if another participant on their subsequent selection turn decides they want it!
dirty santa by Nicole December 15, 2003

dirty santa 

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.
I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.
dirty santa by Matt October 13, 2004

Dirty Santa 

The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard.
Hey, did someone Dirty Santa this milk? It tastes like balls.
Dirty Santa by jibbs02 November 3, 2009

Dirty Santa 

When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"
To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!
Dirty Santa by Deenis January 7, 2008

Dirty Santa 

Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow.
He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.
Dirty Santa by Pamber December 9, 2012