Dildude Share definition Flag A male who sleeps with a large number of people. In essence, he is just a dildo, being only used for his penis. Stevie: I've had sex with five people this week.Jeff: You're a dildude. Dildude by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Dildude mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch