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dick pic 

"Hey dude, I took a great dick pic last night for my girlfriend!"
dick pic by KattyFourrTeeeFiiive September 26, 2007

dick pic 

A disturbing and perplexing phenomenon of when someone (usually male) sends another person (usually female) an unsolicited picture of a penis. Said penis can range from fully erect to flaccid or anywhere in between.

Unless emotional contact has already been established, recipients of dick pics will generally only experience negative emotions upon receiving them.

Although unsolicited dick pics are considered sexual harassment, consensual dick pics can be an exciting experience, however, the consensual pictures usually include a full body with the penis.
Betty: "Got another dick pic today on OkCupid, I wonder if they think that ever works!"
Michelle: “That's the last thing I want to see from a dude I don't know. Dicks look weird and I don’t think guys understand that. Dicks aren’t attractive all on their own.”

dick pic 

a picture of a guys naked mole rat that is 95% of the time not asked for and 99.9% of the time not enjoyed 🤢
“david sent me a dick pic last night and let me tell ya, i’m very disappointed

“i just saw the grossest dick pic ever”
dick pic by jessicaroots468 January 13, 2020

dick pic 

A picture of a dick, usually your own, sent to a girl via text.

TIP FOR THE GUYS: girls do NOT think your dick is sexy. It's not. Don't send one unless you're asked for one. The only girls who will want one w/o asking are whores. And even then some. Your welcome :)
Hey Taylor, Logan sent me a dick pic again last night. I don't know why, I've told him a million times I'm not into that.
dick pic by LazyHedgehog96 December 12, 2013

Dick Pic 

When your dick takes a picture of you unexpectedly.
My penis just took a dick pic at me
Dick Pic by mrbambam September 3, 2017