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Dashwood 

An exotic name. Dashwood doesn't ever know the appropriate situation. He yells the flavor of his jizz in the middle of crowded streets. He also tells jokes that involve fathers having sex with their young daughters.
Jerome: "Hey! There's Dashwood over there!"
Michelle: "Did you hear that his come is Sea-Salt Caramel-flavored?"

Jerome: "yeah. I heard him yell it"
Dashwood by udgod April 3, 2015

Lord Dashwood 

A sex act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's nasal passage, filling it as much as possible. She then forces air through her nostrils, pushing the sperm into her mouth, which she subsequently swallows.
C'mon baby, give me a Lord Dashwood.

That was a great Dashy.
Lord Dashwood by The Battousai October 20, 2004

Herbert "Daring" Dashwood 

A man that went on many adventures with his stalwart Ghoul manservant named Argyle. Thy went on many adventures together like when they escaped Paradise Falls and lead slavers to Rockopolis.
Want to hear the adventures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood?

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026