Dandygram 

An excellent and dignified way to spread the news of style, fashion, travel, and politics. Best done through a blog, post-card, or letter written on refined letterhead.

The Dandygram

Dandygram by T. Michael May 17, 2010

Handygram

The act of giving the gift of a Hand Job, for any Holiday.

Tom: Guess what I got for Valentine's day?
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!

Handygram by Founders People November 2, 2010

pandygram 

An instagram account that you started following because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Derek: Dude, how are you following 4,735 people on instagram?
Reza: They're just pandygrams, prolly unfollow when lockdown's over.

Alec: Yo, I didn't know you were into Men Don't Whisper.
Kaveh: Oh, no, jfirstman is just a pandygram to me. I follow him for the impressions.

pandygram by rayman2k1 April 21, 2021

dandypratt 

A little person; dwarf; midget; elf; etc.

After spying a dandypratt taking a power dump on his front lawn, Herman hit it with his newspaper.

dandypratt by Greedo June 27, 2004

DaddyKrampus

You summon Krampus, but he is now your daddy. He will either come in a maid outfit and fuck you, or come in sexy boy toy outfit.

"Have you been fucked by DaddyKrampus today?" Jen said.

"No..but I have heard he is quite huge" Todd said.

DaddyKrampus by IOutLawsI June 25, 2021

daddygrant 

a dad mom grantpa big cutie and streamer
his ship name is grantrail

daddygrant your biggest cute

daddygrant by invisible lock May 18, 2020

dandycrappy 

Adjective: Commonly used to describe the oily resedue surrounding the top of the bath tub:also used to describe crusty white stains

Joseph licked the crusty white stain from the bathtub and in dismay, yelled, "That's really dandycrappy."

dandycrappy by Nick and Al April 18, 2003