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Cybernate 

To take random extended absences from all you social networking sites and/or computer in general. This may be due to sex, relationships, drug use, and or laziness.
drugs relationships sex

"hey why didnt you come last night, i sent you a message about the party?"

"oh sorry, im cybernating"

"man everyone online is giving me shit"
"maybe you should cybernate till this is all over"
Cybernate by carneyman17 December 24, 2009
Related Words
Obtained from the "tess" virus strand (see also hypertess and ultratess) Is used to describe any ailment obtained from to much time sat a computer. (repetitive strain syndrome is also covered by the phrase Cybertess)
"spent way to much time on my computer lately, think i'm suffering from cybertess"
Cybertess by Princess July 20, 2006

cybernuts 

Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).
Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.
cybernuts by El Pinto Negro June 22, 2012

Cybernate 

To stay in your room all the while and do nothing but play Xbox and wank profusely over Internet porn.
"Dude, your right arm is like double the size of your left! You should get out more instead of cybernate all the time!"
Cybernate by coxycjc April 9, 2016

Cyberdomestic 

Taking a private disagreement, usually between co-habiters, online.
Richard and Simon are having a total cyberdomestic about the ironing on The Facebook.
Cyberdomestic by rossmcf October 10, 2010

Cybernate 

To hide in your room and immerse yourself in your computer device...
e.g Where is Ashleigh? Ohhh she's gone to cybernate!
Cybernate by Keyman88 November 22, 2013