Cuntestant
Cuntestant by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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cuntstankerous
A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.
The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef
cuntstankerous by Jrky August 26, 2013
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Cuntstatic
A feeling of absolute euphoria induced by the over abundance of snatch, shaved, wet, hairy, loose, tight or otherwise. This virtual smorgasbord of twat tends to overload the senses and cloud judgement. Such a meat-curtain extravaganza is truly noteworthy and only a word such as "cuntstatic" will do it justice.
Dude, I can't believe I accidentally walked in on the filming of "Pound My Shaved Pussy" #18, while in South Padre over spring break! I was cuntstatic when the girls asked me to join in on the next scene!
Cuntstatic by Masta Z September 6, 2013
Cuntistan
Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan
Cuntistan by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Big Brother Contestant
1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.
2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.
3) A cunt.
So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.
3) A cunt.
So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.
Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.
2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.
Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.
3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.
2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.
Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.
3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
Big Brother Contestant by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009
Cuntstantinople
Cuntstantinople by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
cuntistan
cuntistan by Grand Skank March 28, 2019