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Cross Cuntamination 

When a man is having sex with two or more women and pulls directly out of one and penetrates the other without rinsing his penis or condom. Seen in many porn flicks.
Wow! That orgy scene had massive amounts of cross cuntamination going on! I bet everyone's genitals rotted out after filming!
Cross Cuntamination by Detr September 6, 2013

cross-cuntamination 

The souring of a social situation due to a specific combination of women.
The party had a serious case of cross-cuntamination when the girl who slept with the hostesses husband showed up.

tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.
Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"
tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

Catamination 

Catamination occurs when a cat contaminates an item of food or a beverage intended for people by attempting to consume, or shedding fur on said item.
Widespread catamination occurred in the kitchen after the cat stuck his head in every glass on the table.
Catamination by QingQannabis June 1, 2010

nostril contamination 

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.
Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

contatination

when you didn’t leave enough space and your tattoos run together
Your contatination tangle is not a bad way of doing it.
contatination by sdseww June 12, 2017