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When your balls are sweaty and stuck to your leg and you have to lunge to unstick them. Discretely of course.
I had to Cruzar through the mall so no one would know my balls were sticking to my leg.
Cruzar by Cruzar the 1st July 6, 2009
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tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual
That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!
A gang of thugs who support the School Shooter Nickolas Cruz. And maybe the Columbine Shooters.

Respect +
Cruzers down da school hall with their P-64's
Cruzer by diktahp July 11, 2018
it is a person who is from the island of St.Croix the word can also be spelled Crucian
I am a Cruzan

I was born in st.croix which make me a cruzan

Cruzan Massive
cruzan by T.K(prodigy) March 3, 2008
A awkward six legged beast with three heads. This creature causes all living creatures around it to become tense and therefore to have a higher propensity to consume alcohol.

Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.

This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.

The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.

DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....
I fed popcorn to a Cuzarr at the bowling alley and had to start drinking because I didnt have a ribbed vibrator on me.....
Cuzarr by hairy nostril May 15, 2011

baduza cruza 

Did you see baduza cruza? He was going 1.30 pace.
baduza cruza by Baduza April 27, 2008