Crueler 

Feeling of pain specifically in anus after anal sex.

I’m in a crueler from last night

Crueler by StaleWetBread March 15, 2020

Mini Crullers 

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.

John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."

Mini Crullers by Ace Frehley, John Lennon December 19, 2009

cruller 

A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine.

If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.

cruller by breakwall January 14, 2005

French Crueller 

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

French Crueller by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008

nature's cruelest joke 

When a child is really, really, old... but not.
see:Progeria

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died.

nature's cruelest joke by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.

Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.

chocolate glazed cruller by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

cruller 

- verb; cruller, crullered, crullering

To overdue something by giving a person something you think they like until they don't like it anymore.
Parents do this often, as well as grandparents.

It is very annoying when this happens and is hard to reverse the effects of.

Person 1: "Oh man, mom keeps buying Spiderman things for little Dreyfuss. He already has 3 Spiderman T-shirts, the whole set of action figures, two posters and a Spiderman bedsheet set."

Person 2: "Poor kid, he doesn't even like Spiderman that much. He's totally getting crullered!"

cruller by Waguchi October 21, 2009