(n): an awful parasite that resides in the bug category. once exposed, it latches onto its victim, mooching off its well-being. often referred to as NCH. avoid at all costs.
n. When someone is being a real big creep. One who does some real sketchy things. A person who pretends to be a transfer student at another school just to meet members of the oppostie sex.
A formal event the grifter or grifters go through for the express purpose of getting gifts and money (ceremoney), without the event even being legally binding. Examples include: Gay weddings, early graduation commencements, second wedding by people who eloped
Mike Vallone announced an August graduation cerephoney to all of his relatives – he neglects to mention the actual degree doesn’t get issued until he pays for and finishes his classes in September!