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Crapigator

Crapigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. Now the mythical Crapigator inhabits city sewer systems all across America. In Florida, they really do have Crapigators. Florida Crapigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water canals AND your back yard. Florida Crapigators favorite snack foods are fresh Chihuahua and toddlers.
Headline from The Weekly World News: "Giant Crapigators invade a Florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!"

Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”
Crapigator by Londa Zack June 1, 2007
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Crappatorium 

New slightly posher name for public toilets.
Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.
Crappatorium by Triple J May 4, 2005

crapatory 

Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"
Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.
crapatory by Pavel Z April 21, 2006

Craviator 

One who craves aviators.
Jeff "Hey did you see the plates on that vet?"

Brad; "What the craviator, ha, ha."
Craviator by itsmeforunow November 22, 2009

Chapinator 

A vertically over sized man who smashes things or body slams children when he gets angry. Typically, he yells at you if you don't pick up your trash or if break away from your cuffs. He likes to display his wrestling moves on a daily basis.
Mr. Chapin: CHAPIN ANGRY! CHAPIN SMASH!!!!
*Body slams chilren*
Student 1: Chapinator will wear himself out eventually.
Mr. Chapin: Chapin sleepy....
Student 2: Finally.
Student 1: Told you.
Chapinator by Innocent Bystandard February 16, 2010

Chapinator 

An oversized man who carries off small fainting blondes. Seen as either heroic or a pedo either way ya gotta love him
The fainting blonde was carried off by the Chapinator to visit the nurse
Chapinator by BHS SophyGirl May 13, 2010

capinator 

Your a capinator aint bout that action!
capinator by Naveson January 6, 2021