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Cow Fucker 

Primarily known as Michael Tully on Sirius 28 XM 52 Faction. He can be heard on Faction from 12-3PM Eastern and from 3-7PM on the Jason Ellis Show. Although he has never confirmed he has made love to a steer, his physical attributes suggests he may dabble in the art of fucking a cow. Jason Ellis gave him this nickname in 1977. His other accomplishments include going to Oxford and having an Asian girlfriend with fake tits.
"Hold on, Tully will know... COW FUCKER!!!" says Jason Ellis.
Cow Fucker by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009
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cow fucker 

1) Anyone who engages in sexual activity with a cow on one or multipe occasions.

2) People who show lack of intelligence in both actions and speech, or who, seemingly, do things for the sole purpose of annoying you.

3) Bien (BME High)

A very derogatory term. Not to be used lightly.
"Shit, man. You're such a cow fucker."
cow fucker by 31337 April 8, 2005

Cow Fucker 

One who engages in fucking cows; a person (usually a male) screwing a cow.

OR:
'Cow fucker', used as an insult from one person to another. (Sometimes from one person to an animal, or maybe even from a person to a non-living thing/object)
"Man, he's so a cow fucker, I saw him on Saturday up at the barn!"

OR:
"Leave me alone, you cow fucker!"
Cow Fucker by ConorLove247 December 9, 2008

cow fucker 

another name for cowboy or a white person from rural areas
you're in a city not a farm, stupid cow fucker!
cow fucker by criccet September 23, 2005

cow fucker 

one who engages in the carnal fornication of a bovine
Frank is a son of a bitchin' cow fucker.

cow fucker 

kenny you cow fucker(fooker can also be used)
cow fucker by Wolfd December 15, 2004

Cow Fucker 

Someone who enjoys the company and sexual enjoyment of pleasuring cows
Cow Fucker by Toadthebest May 25, 2009