Countersue 

To sue a person and/or company who is sueing you, in an automatic reaction. May result in a break even in claims.

A:"That bitch is trying to sue me!"
B:"Ow you better countersue her ass off!"
A:"Hell yeah motherf*cka!"

Countersue by thaBigD March 20, 2009

Counterjerk

The counterjerk is counter reaction to a circlejerk. It occurs when people get too annoyed with a circlejerk and join together with like-minded people to oppose and ridicule the circlejerk. If successful, the counterjerk can overtake the original circlejerk in influence and become a new circlejerk.

For every circlejerk there is an equal and opposite counterjerk.

Counterjerk by SwiperXE September 3, 2017

counterterrorist 

Counterterrorist / Counter Terrorist

Acronym: CT

A Counterterrorist is one who practices tactics, strategies
and techniques to prevent or respond to acts or threats of
terrorism by terrorists.

A CT may be employed by the government, military,
police department or corporations (see: PMC)

Noteable Counterterrorists:

Solid Snake
Sam Fisher
Jack Bauer
James Bond
G.I Joe Team
Ethan Hunt
Jason Bourne

The CT Team from Counter Strike including:
- The GIGN
- SAS
- GSG-9
- Seal Team 6

Team America World Police

Noteable Counterterrorist / Intelligence Agencies:

Interpol
MI5 / MI6
CIA
To some extent the FBI
FSB
and so on, and so on...

counterterrorist by rzhhhh July 8, 2010

counterpertuitive

An action that is intuitive, but counterproductive to the aims or well-being of the subject.

Eric, it's highly counterpertuitive to go running around in the snow when you're intoxicated.

counterpertuitive by Flava_Rave July 16, 2008

countercuse 

To accuse someone of something after they accuse you of something. To offer up a courter accusation.

Bill "dude you wore that shirt two days ago, and it sucks!"
Jeb "Yo Dude, you keep track of my clothing and have an 'eye for fashion'"
Jerry "woah Bill just got countercused "

countercuse by Tep-dawg October 2, 2007

Counterfeit 

A person that dresses, talks, and acts wealthy, but is faker than a three dollar bill.

You may find people like this in your school, place of business, or public transit sporting a fake Gucci or Lois Vuitton, acting as if they are above you, but really they just have a really good sugar daddy.

Oh Becky look at that counterfeit over there, should we tell her her Lois is fake?

Counterfeit by Huangho February 13, 2019

Counterfuck 

The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.

Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.

Counterfuck by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011