Corpsveau 

The Corpsveau is a mythical cross-bred creature that is half snake and half crow. While the origin story of the very first corpsveau is yet a mystery, legend has it that it first spontaneously emerged as the result of a poor translation between the words "snake", "raven", and "corbeau" which instantaneously breathed life into the first of its kind.

Conveniently, the etymology of the creature also conveniently lends utility to indicating one's equivalent interest in their lover's body and mind through the compounding of "corps" and "cerveau" (trans. French).

A group of corpsveaux is known as an "unibroue".

At times, one can feel an unibroue of corpsveaux brewing within oneself when overwhelmed with feelings of love and affection for another; this is typically mistaken to be kaleidoscope of butterflies.

The corspveau is perpetually pissed off, mostly as the results of it's unfortunate (alleged) origin story, which, ironically lends to its charm. The corpsveau is a beautifully paradoxical creature; hopefully you will have the pleasure of their company before La Fin du Monde.

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Oras: "Hey Kevin..."
Kevin: "oui?"
Oras: "J'aime ton Corpsveau!"
Kevin: "Oh!" **experiences a unibroue of corpsveau**

Corpsveau by chasingtheinfinite February 24, 2021

Corpspeak 

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"

Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"

Corpspeak by Jesus Christ $uperstar June 25, 2015

corpsexual 

Having sexual feelings for Lena Luthor Corp

Are you Corpsexual?Because I am

corpsexual by Factsss_x December 30, 2020

corpsexual 

Corpsexual- having romantic and sexual feeling towards Lena Luthor

I'm corpsexual

corpsexual by Grayboihomo December 31, 2020

corpseauste 

corpseauste is a girl we all should know. She is really pretty and gorgeous, have really beautiful body shape. She is the best gamer.

Have you ever seen corpseauste?

Yes, bro! She is the best!!

corpseauste by bariyari January 18, 2021

corpsefucking 

Sex with the dead. Also can refer to forum topics (similar to beating a dead horse).

Would you stop corpsefucking for a minute and get over here?

corpsefucking by Eugenitor July 28, 2005

Phil Corriveau 

Smoking a bowl of some good dro, except instead of using a finger to hold the carb you hold a joint.

"Yo, I was doneskis after I Phil Corriveaued it last night!"

Phil Corriveau by Doc Martin December 3, 2007