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Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.

CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.

This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.

Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”

Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022
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cannasmurf

A person who is a member of several medical cannabis dispensaries and who obtains the maximum allowable quantity of cannabis from these clubs in order to obtain a sizable amount of cannabis for personal or commercial reasons

see definition: smurf
if I were a cannasmurf, I'd horde all the kush from all the LA dispensaries

see definition: smurf
In banking, smurfing refers to splitting of a large financial transaction into multiple smaller transactions, each of which is below a minimum limit (such as $10,000) above which banks must report any financial transaction, precisely for the purpose of evading scrutiny by regulators or law enforcement. Someone who smurfs is a smurf in this context. Usualy hired by drug runners and usualy more than one to move an large amount of cash to launder it.

How are you going to launder all that money, Don't worry I have alot of smurfs.
cannasmurf by greenmaninto September 30, 2009

Connasse 

Noun, means "cunt". French.

1) Offensive term for a woman (or man, used by and to gay men).

2) Affective term to a friend (woman and gay men only), due to envy.
1) "T'es une sale connasse." "Arrête de faire ta connasse."

2) "Oh putain connasse t'as trop de chance!" "Ca va connasse?"
Connasse by kindafunnysad June 20, 2006

Connascence 

Connascence is a real fucking word.
Connascence by realword100 March 30, 2021
A sexual deviant who exists in the only discord server that matters, God Gang. If you are a female, or might possibly be a female, expect a message from Congasm.
"God, Congasm won't stop dming me and asking to see my feet!"
Congasm by Zeraph December 30, 2021
A type of joke made when a figurative statement is purposely misinterpreted and responded to as though it were litteral.
I made a concasm when Jane said "the climax of the show was the icing on the cake" and I replied "actually, I don't think baked goods were ever involved!"
concasm by galactickiss December 8, 2021