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The collisium 

A game invented by the romans long ago. Taking the insides of the pumpkin out ,and then drilling two holes opposite from eachother ,and inserting oneself and the competitors penis to have an ultimate sword fight. Usually played around halloween.
Yo bro, lets play the collisium i'm bored.

Nah my penis is still sore from the last time you clobbered me.
The collisium by ElongD November 20, 2016

Nassau Coliseum Table 

A freestanding table in any kind of restaraunt that usually consists of a "four top" or a "deuce" that Obnoxiously wobbles.Efforts are made to remedy this by placing matchbooks,sugarpackets,etc under one or more of the tables baselegs in an attempt to stablize the wobbling ,but alas failing to stablize the table. this gets its name from The Arena Club at the Nassau Coliseum,which was notorious for being plagued with many of these tables during the 1980's and 1990's and little was ever done to fix this problem until they renovated the club and replaced all of the tables.
My girlfriend stained her blouse at dinner last night after spilling her red wine due to the wobbly Nassau Coliseum table.

Roman Colosseum 

a sexual position, known as the "RC" for short, in which there involves 4 males and a female. The female is bent over with her back parallel to the ground, with each of her arms extended outward perpendicular to her back. Each of the 4 males must then choose which one of the following 4 areas they want to place their cocks in: 1.the mouth 2.left hand 3.right hand 4.pussy/pooper (the pussy/pooper option exists only due to the fact that whichever hole the male chooses, it will not effect the overall structure of the "RC") After each of the 4 males places their respective cocks in each of the 4 areas, while standing, each man must then raise their arms at a 45 degree angle and pound fists with the 2 males standing on both sides of him.(not the person standing across from him). I should further note that the reason for naming this sexual position the "Roman Colosseum" is the resemblance of it to the famous historic landmark located in Rome, Italy.

*Note to readers- the "RC" was co-created by Bill and Marc while eating all you can eat wings at Hooters c. January 2006. Frank and Alan were also present for this historic moment.
Bill, Frank, Marc, and Alan Roman Colosseum'd Amanda at the shore house.

Pokemon Colosseum 

A video game for the gamecube. The game takes place in the Orre region, a barren desert wasteland overrun with crime. It begins with Wes (the main character, whose name can be changed by the player) planting a bomb in the Team Snagem (a minor antagonist) hideout and racing out as the place explodes. Wes also steals a miniature Snag Machine. Shortly after the explosion, the news network reports that the large Team Snagem "Snag Machine" was destroyed on the explosion and that the smaller, miniature version has been stolen. The latter is of particular concern because it allows the user to steal other trainers' Pokémon. The newscaster ends with the hopeful remark that the Snag Machine will not be used for criminal purposes again.
Alexis: I love the game Pokemon Colosseum!!
Hilary: No way girl!! Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness is better!!

Colosseum Job 

When someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they shit/pee themselves.

It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.
Dude 1: Last night I really had to go. I was about to shit my self so I did a Colosseum Job.

Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.
Colosseum Job by cjredskin September 13, 2009

Colosseum Freak

When a guy performs a Colosseum Job on a friend to play a trick on him.
He opens the bathroom door while his friend is urinating or defecating.

The friend either gets embarrassed and cries, or chases his friend half-naked to give him the beating of his life.
*guy1 is peeing*
*guy2 opens the door*
Guy2: Colosseum!
*guy1 cries*

*guy1 is defecating*
*guy2 opens the door*
Guy2: Colosseum!
Guy1: Come here you Colosseum Freak, I'll beat the shit out of you!
Colosseum Freak by cjredskin September 13, 2009