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tard coddling 

Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.
I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.
tard coddling by Max Pivo February 27, 2009
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codalingus 

Codalingus (noun) - The act of practicing female genital oral stimulation using tuna sashimi to simulate the labia. Usually perpetrated by older men in sushi restaurants.
Dude 1: I can't go into a sushi bar with him any more.
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: The way he eats raw fish; it's like he's practicing codalingus.
codalingus by Tiddly Wink October 15, 2013

Codering 

When you don't stop coding, you just code you don't eat sleep or anything just coding.
Person 1: Hey man I heard you were all night codering.
Codering by DarkCheese_ June 16, 2021
1. The un-savory acts performed by a Chode Yodler
2. The offspring of a Chode Yodler
1. "did you hear Kyle was caught chodeling Steve in the locker room?"
2. "Samantha gave birth to her little chodeling last week."

Coddling 

Allowing weak people to whine and sit back and not get their work done.
Sue was so busy coddling April, that she never got her homework finished.
Coddling by The Word Woman February 4, 2010
A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.
Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.

Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.
chodeling by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019