Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone:
What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...
congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol
Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!