1.) A human with the ability to be
insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An
oblivious asshole.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday
conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.
2.)
I've been a
busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to
balance the checkbook!