Cock Bong 

Alternative phrase for the more commonly used "penis pump". This is due to it's resemblance to a bong, and the fact the penis is placed inside said object.

That's a cock bong man, you must have a tiny wanger.

Cock Bong by Messiah Of Fromages February 1, 2009

Cock Bong 

When a naked standing man pours a beer down his chest and the recipient chugs it as it cascades off of the mans cock.

Andrew: Mike, why are you naked and soaking wet?
Mike: Because I'm awesome... and I Just got done giving this whore Diana a cock bong!

Cock Bong by 0tter86 August 19, 2011

cock bonging 

a sex act where the male slides or dangles his penis into his partner's mouth while she (or he) tilts her (his) head back-resembling the act of using a beer bong

Man, my gal laid back on the bed and let me do some serious cock bonging last night!

cock bonging by Mempho Gizzmo April 10, 2008

Cock Bongler 

Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth

Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper

Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler

Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like

Cock Bongler by jake oickle December 28, 2007

cock bongler 

one who bongles cock

i.e. "bongling" the drums.

nice jacket you cock bongler!

cock bongler by Peniswrinkle December 20, 2007

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo 

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo by uhpink December 14, 2023