Coathanger 

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.

Coathanger by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019

coathanger 

An abortion machine

"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"

coathanger by Rodger Dodger August 1, 2003

coathanger 

The solution to all your childcare needs.

Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.

coathanger by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

coathanger 

what my tv arial currently is

i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs

coathanger by i want my face to be blurred January 8, 2007

coathanger 

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

coathanger by Ruhbee! March 10, 2008

Coathanger 

Coathanger

He gave her a coathanger , because intententional abortion is the act of a true Republicans rem sadist.

Coathanger by Hardly Q January 3, 2021

coathanger 

Just hang your clothes it doesn't want any trouble.

that coathanger looks ready to kill me

coathanger by windows/food.com February 19, 2022