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cruser 

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A legend among men. Known for having abnormally large penis and slaughtering enemies
Cruser is a badass
cruser by Pooooop dick May 23, 2014
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Chruser • chruerros • Chriser • chrisercise • chrusmer • cruser • Cruser Bruiser

Chriser 

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a guy who likes to drive fast, talk harsh, and kick ass. He has a "rough and tough" exterior, but inside he is a big teddy bear. Has a heart of gold and will bend over backwards to help out a friend. Somewhat crazy.

a.k.a. "Mr. Kitty"
Chriser is insane in the membrane
Chriser by lilninjakitty February 10, 2010
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Cruser Bruiser

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A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo
"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"
Cruser Bruiser by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014
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chrusmer

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its christmas and summer u dumbass
basically australia n shit
omg I live in australia its chrusmer time!!!!!
I hate school I wish it was chrusmer
chrusmer by DONKEYAOSIJDF November 11, 2020
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chruerros

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it's just the word "true" with a twist. instead of true, you say it like "chrue chrew"
but i wanted to add more spice, at the same time i was hungry. so churros came to mind then, chrue + rros happened.
friend: "if bbm didnt need a diploma to run as president, then i should've ran as a candidate too."
me: "chruerros!"
chruerros by g4letm0st0fdtim3 May 9, 2022
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chruerros

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"true" with a twist. you say it when you agree to someone with feeling sassy and hungry.

true --> chrue chrew + rros from "churros" = chruerros
friend: " if BBM can run for president without a diploma, then I shall run as a candidate in the future too :))"
me: "chruerros. brb gtg im hungry and angry rn"
chruerros by g4letm0st0fdtim3 May 9, 2022
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