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Christipalin

- noun

A term that born-again pentocostal christians use to describe their religion out of fear that saying they are a born-again pentocostal will hurt their political career.
"Let's go into that Christipalin church, and pray that raped women don't get abortions."

"Let's go into that Christipalin church, and perform an exorcism on a gay."

"I believe in Christipalin-ity, and 2,000 years ago people road their dinosaurs to church."
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christaline 

Christaline is strong and Intelligent, she is trustworthy and can keep many secrets. She's kindhearted and would do anything for her friends and family.
Everyone loves christaline...
christaline by Aesthetic em June 19, 2017

christianing him down 

Cheating someone or driving their price down on something. Being immensely cheap. Behaving in an unethical way. Stealing money from old people by lying about an imaginary god and asking them to send in money.
Hey, there goes BillyBob, christianing him down on the price of that stolen car.

Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.

christianing 

A term that describes the act of not wearing underpants, and wearing pants that have a rip, or pants that rip, in an area that exposes parts of your body that should remain covered from view.
I was sitting at my desk working when I felt a breeze between my legs. After looking down, I realized I was totally christianing.
christianing by Texas Spoon March 3, 2011

christianing them down 

The cheapest people in the world are christians. They bargain on everything. They hold on to their pennies and squeeze 'em so hard that Lincoln begs for mercy.

They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.

Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.
Hey, Hymie, look at that Christian over there! He's trying to get a better price by christianing them down.

Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!

christsplaining 

When a Christian automatically assumes that they are the moral and/or intellectual superior on any subject, despite having little or no credentials, and proceeds to lecture others with ignorant, "faith-based" propaganda.
I was talking to a religious friend about the scientific consensus of climate change and he started christsplaining to me that climate change is a hoax because God would never allow that to happen.
christsplaining by Pantopm December 11, 2019

Christalina 

A beautiful Generous young girl she is often short but claim she is tall rude and nice at the same time you never know when she is joking she is fun to be around and she like maddd dayroom tbh but she aii
Christalina is The best 🤩.
Christalina by Netsrider99 June 2, 2021