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someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons
" That girl a chooser "
Chooser by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017
A person who knows what they want and won't go for ANYTHING less.
"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"
chooser by C1eE7u$ January 5, 2014
A person who cheats to lose a game while choosing who will win.
Jake and Scarlet's mom is a Chooser. They always win at candy land!

She ain't a Chinner she's a Chooser.
Chooser by SnJ March 2, 2014
someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons
" That girl a chooser "
Chooser by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017
noun.

A person who has choices and chooses, regardless of limitations.

antonym: beggar
excl. after a person chooses, "Chooser!"

"Did you see Daryll pick that paint color? What a chooser."
chooser by BrownBearCreamBear March 5, 2016

loser chooser 

In multiplayer video games, such as Mario Kart 64, the system by which the person who comes in last place on a given race gets to choose the next venue for competition. Originated in Buyers Hall at Princeton University.
"Who gets to pick the next level?" "It's loser chooser"