Chode Monkey 

One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.

Maggie Fransisco is a chode monkey

Chode Monkey by Koolp9000 March 24, 2007

Chode Monkey 

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode

Infuser is a chode Monkey

Chode Monkey by Slaytanic December 11, 2004

Chode Monkey 

A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.

“Today I was out hunting and I came across a chode monkey.

Chode Monkey by Punchy Rock May 20, 2019

Chode Monkey 

Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.

"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"

"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"

Chode Monkey by Captain Dingus May 3, 2013

Monkey Chode 

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.

Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?

Geriant: My dick!!

Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!

Monkey Chode by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014

code monkey 

A programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.

Nah, I'm not really a web *designer*, just a code monkey.

code monkey by Ian Maxwell July 4, 2004

Choder Monkey 

A term used to refer to a stupid goofy ass child, young adult, or immature adult. Also, refers to a member of a group of people that sit around all day and argue over the definition of the word Chode.

I beat down that little Choder Monkey when he steps out of line, no doubt!!!

Check out all those fuckin choder monkey's on urban dictionary.com

Choder Monkey by Apollo Isley May 1, 2007