Chindalier 

Referring to an ornately decorated goatee resembling a chandelier suspended from ones chin. Common decorations include beads, dice, braiding, metal, etc.

Dude, Your Chindalier is nice with the beads and all, but have you tried fishing hooks?

Chindalier by Jon Bear September 28, 2009

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

ear chandelier 

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.

My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.

ear chandelier by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

Anal Chandalier 

When pieces of shit hang off of the hair on your asshole

my cat took and enormous crap last night, then he formed an anal chandalier

Anal Chandalier by James, Andrew September 22, 2005

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Golden Chandelier 

The act of multiple people urinating on a single person.

Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.

Golden Chandelier by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015

Off the chandalier 

The highest form of positive adjective used to describe,an event, a favorite artist's album,or a member of the opposite sex .It is a derived from the statements "Off the hook" or "Off the chain".

friend: Did you see that show , how was it?
You: Yeah I went and had a blast, that shit was off the chandalier

Off the chandalier by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007