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Carmelized Badger 

A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.
After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.
Carmelized Badger by cueprod November 2, 2010

carmelized nuts 

Dipping one's scrotum into a pot of boiling caramel, then letting it harden and allowing someone else to lick it clean.
Bruh, yesterday Brad had some carmelized nuts that sally licked clean.

get caramelized 

When a person who acts nice but is actually a snake gets exposed- The phrase is as it is because when you make caramel you burn sugar (as in a "sweet" person)
Person 1- "ugh I hate that girl Sasha, she's such a lying bitch. She acts nice to me when others are around but talks trash about me behind my back"

Person 2- " yo didn't you hear she got caramelized"

Person 1- "ayyy finally people know her for who she actually is"

Person 1- "YOUUUUUU ARE A LIAR I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS HOE"

Person 2- "nOooo"

Person 1- "Get caramelized you cunt"
get caramelized by Sofiuh April 23, 2017

tall carmelite

1. a tonsured monk of some stature

2. an order at Starbucks
She: "I'll have a tall carmelite."
He: " Heavenly Father, my vows!"
tall carmelite by cisco djidd July 11, 2009
The most swaggy and milfey of them all, an amazing girl who can make sure your mentally stable
Person 1: Whoahhh who is that Milf?
Person 2: That’s my mummy Carmelice

carmeled 

Verb (car-mull)- The act of placing a finger up someones anus in a homosexual manner. Also used as ones attempt to be funny but fails miserably in an extremely gay manner.

Origin- Carmel HS
Boy 1: Did you hear that story of how that kid got carmeled on the bus?
Boy 2: Yeah, thats unfortunate. No ones behind is safe in Carmel.
carmeled by HSEownsCarmel February 27, 2010