Carissaing 

When one is caught Phoebeing and instead makes a surprised face and waves it away in a swooping motion in front of oneself.

Carissa was Phoebeing when Phoebe saw her, so instead Carissa started Carissaing

Carissaing by luvbuneez10 November 27, 2013

Carissaing 

The act of leaving early from your scheduled shift,every shift you work

Man it seems like that girl is always carissaing her way out of here.

Carissaing by Captain dry d November 29, 2016

Crissing 

It refers to Darren Criss, who plays a gay man on television and when interviewing in real life he ALWAYS makes a point to say that he is straight and point out his heterosexuality. therefore Crissing is an insistent declaration of one's heterosexuality

Interviewer: Are you ok?
Darren Criss: Yes, I'm straight and I have a girlfriend.

That's is Crissing

Crissing by indigoGirl81 June 11, 2011

chrissing 

the act of being away on AIM without an away message.

person1: hey
person 2: hey
person 1: sup
-10 hours later-
person 2: sup
person1: OMFG! dont go chrissin on me!

chrissing by little kid November 21, 2004

amber crissinger 

an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.

bro: damn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my cock !

amber crissinger by jdeante14 September 2, 2010

Chrissing 

When you and your friends get drunk on a hill, Chris will make it his duty to get some. Unfortunately, this usually involves; forceful kissing, temporary insanity, and last but not least, wearing a horse mask.

Fin: "Bro, did you see how Chris was Chrissing Sophie last night on leckhampton hill?"
Taegue "Yeah dude, he's fucking insane"
Chris: "Damn, i'm a big ol' nibba"

Chrissing by taegue June 26, 2019

Carissuinit

To make an excuse or reason for why you can't follow through on a promise. (An excuse typically involving an "issue with your car.")

A: Hey, where are you?
B: Uh, probably not gonna make it... my cars been acting up again.
A: Wow, you're really gonna try carissuinit?

Carissuinit by MR and Jb August 19, 2019