Cactus Pussy 

1. When a girl shaves very badly and it feels like going down on a cactus.

2. When a girl has not shaved in a really long time.

Guy: "Last night Khristina told me she finally shaved... but I was in for a surprise... she had a cactus pussy!"

Cactus Pussy by anamazin August 22, 2008

cactus pussy 

A masturbation tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. The person would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift vagina. And because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a female genitalia well.

"Golly I been on this trail long, I haven't done the pokey with my girl down in the whorehouse in weeks. Gee I think I 'oughta fashion myself a cactus pussy!

cactus pussy by tpain1234567 March 13, 2011

Cactus pussy 

when you have a not fully shaved vagina; or just grown in pubic hair

Jared: damn Leah why you gotta have a cactus pussy?
Leah: sorry boo i didnt have time to shave!

Cactus pussy by katyperry December 27, 2012

cactus pussy 

A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.

"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."

-Brian Hunter

"My penis slipped out and... OWWW! I was chaffed by cactus pussy."

cactus pussy by thrwnhunter October 26, 2009

Cactus pussy 

A girl with a full buss that is pointy and sharp

Dude that girl from that night had a full cactus pussy, it was nasty

Cactus pussy by SpicyTacossssss July 25, 2016

Cactus-Pussy 

When she hasn't shaved in a hot minute and there is a cold breeze and or she was sitting in cold water making all of the hairs on her body pointed.

"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."

Cactus-Pussy by justmadethisaccountjustnow August 24, 2025

pussy cactus 

pussy cactus is a world renowned 4 member band, for more information: @buzzycactusofficial on instagram

“hey rebecca have you listened to pussy cactus’ new single”

“no?”

“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate”

pussy cactus by thebobman21 May 29, 2024