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Bullseye 

Bullseye- idiom, strong affirmation of a statement or action. Verbal confirmation that a bad-ass or spot-on action or statement that has just occurred.

Other forms include- so bullseye, that's so bullseye, fuckin-a-right bullseye.
Todd fucked that dude up after Henry threatened him with a gun, compelling Abbi to reply 'that's so bullseye' & Sadie to post the caption 'fuckin-a-right bullseye' on her gay instagram account.
Bullseye by Wongfang March 17, 2017

Texas Bullseye 

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.
For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
Texas Bullseye by Eddy May 18, 2007

key west bullseye

Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?

Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?

Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.

Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.

bullseye splashback 

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...

Covid bullseye 

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.
Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!
Covid bullseye by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2020

Bullsession 

A long informal discussion usually amongst humans of the male variety. The word is most famously used in the Spongebob Squarepants episode"The Original Fry Cook." The word is used by Jim in his flashback. The topic of the discussion can be about anything. It is most common at mature teenage parties.
Guy 1: Dude me and my bros had a Bullsession the other night at Matt's party.
Guy 2: Dude thats awesome I wish I could have been there!
Bullsession by Holyswagness September 25, 2013