Bronchasaurus

The slang word for Bronchitis, a bacterial/viral cough you can catch. Often used after you've had it for a long time. Bronch + Saurus like a dinosaur.

Tyler: Where's Jim been?
Todd: He caught the Bronchasaurus.

Bronchasaurus by Tberger March 29, 2010

Boochasaurus 

This prehistoric dinosaur has been dated back to the late jurassic period and believe it or not is still living today. Many theories suggest that the Boochasaurus survived the meteorite that wiped out every other species of his kind because he was so high at the time. He still suffers affects including minor brain damage, paranioa and nervous twitches as a result of this. Numerous sightings have been recorded stating he is generally found grazing on the common in Whitchurch, Cardiff in the U.K. However many followers are sceptical about this because the creature in the pictures and video footage looked so unbelievably wasted at the time he just didn't match up to the original specimin. If you ever decide to go Boochasarus hunting, my advise is to equip youself with at least 1.5 grams of marijuana because he is highly attracted to this substance.

Maff: What does the Boochasaurus look like then?
Bill: He's big green and scaley and his spikes all down his back.
Maff: Sounds like Nathan Gauci.

Boochasaurus by Matthew Szwandt June 11, 2006

bonchasaurus

a bonch that has been so severely chaffed by a dry tongue that it has become a sticky hot blister which causes the owner of said bonch to groan like a dinosaur.

"we can't fuck tonight because I have a bonchasaurus again."

bonchasaurus by Timothy July 14, 2004

Bronchiasaurus

The apparent weight on the lungs of a COVID-19 sufferer.

With no ventilator available, straining for breath, it felt as if he had a Bronchiasaurus on his chest.

Bronchiasaurus by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

bronthesaurus 

Refers to either:
(1) a super-outdated books of synonyms, or
(2) a reference book dat gives you alternate words in da world of paleontology.

I didn't wanna just keep using da word "dinosaur" over and over in my writing, and so I consulted my trusty bronthesaurus for some excellent "prehistoric" suggestions on creative word-choices.

bronthesaurus by QuacksO March 22, 2024