Boochasaurus 

This prehistoric dinosaur has been dated back to the late jurassic period and believe it or not is still living today. Many theories suggest that the Boochasaurus survived the meteorite that wiped out every other species of his kind because he was so high at the time. He still suffers affects including minor brain damage, paranioa and nervous twitches as a result of this. Numerous sightings have been recorded stating he is generally found grazing on the common in Whitchurch, Cardiff in the U.K. However many followers are sceptical about this because the creature in the pictures and video footage looked so unbelievably wasted at the time he just didn't match up to the original specimin. If you ever decide to go Boochasarus hunting, my advise is to equip youself with at least 1.5 grams of marijuana because he is highly attracted to this substance.

Maff: What does the Boochasaurus look like then?
Bill: He's big green and scaley and his spikes all down his back.
Maff: Sounds like Nathan Gauci.

Boochasaurus by Matthew Szwandt June 11, 2006

bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.

1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......

bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

bitchasaurus rex

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.

Often referred to as a tyrant among other bitches.

The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes our genetics professor a bitchasaurus rex!

bitchasaurus rex by Scared student April 30, 2008

goochasaurus 

Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.

The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.

goochasaurus by josh grier July 27, 2005

Bootasaurus

A name to describe someone who drinks too much and then throws up in massive amounts that seemingly could only come from a giant creature.

Tina: "Wow...our apartment is trashed. It looks like a bootasaurus was in here."

Courtney: "It was Matt's 21st bday last night..."

Bootasaurus by BootasaurusVictim March 4, 2011

boozasaurus 

an individual that drinks alcohol until he or she is extinct

If Tom doesn't stop acting like a boozasaurus, he is going to end up with liver disease and Korsakoff's syndrome.

boozasaurus by jfee March 6, 2007

Bitchasaurus 

noun. Used to describe a bitchy person, ususally a female, of an older age.

Your Nana Dee Dee was soooo bitchy, and foul mouthed today, I thought she was Joan Rivers!!! UGH! What a Bitchasaurus!

Bitchasaurus by DaMook Richman April 21, 2013