Bromicide 

Because your bros are on your side! Gat your back in a homocide. Living beside you through your life. Taking you past all the bad in your life. Building you up to the Rumi light!

Ya know, the other day I just wasn’t feeling it! Then my dog came by, showed me the signs. That’s my Bromicide.

My friend that builds me up no matter what! Ya know it’s simple but it’s just life when your friends feed your light like bromicide!

Bromicide by Dar_Ditty February 14, 2018

Premeditated Bromicide 

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.

Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!

Premeditated Bromicide by VTHokie September 11, 2009

Broicide 

1) To kill a Bro. Biblically, Cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his Bro Abel.

2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.

1) Bro 1: Hey Bro.
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!

2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!

Broicide by Dinkmers August 20, 2009

Bonicide

Killing your boner — getting with an ugly girl

Person 1: Man I’m about to commit bonicide!
Person 2: What? With who?

Person 3: Cindy, I know she’s a grenade but I need some poon
Person 4: Damn that’s rough but I feel you

Bonicide by MAMBAMANIA December 28, 2019

Boobicide

Killing someone with your large breasts.
Often committed by boobication, suffocating a person with your large boobs.

She committed boobicide, the poor bastard couldn't breath under those huge DDD boobs.

Boobicide by NYMEX_BNGR March 19, 2010

broincidence 

a natural phenomena where two bros experience the same thing while at different locations or times, or something that is an extreme coincidence happens amongst bros. Its more than a coincidence, its a broincidence.

Example 1:
BRO 1: At approximately 10:37 P.M. EST on June 12th, I got it in with that hoe Amy
BRO 2: Dude bro, the same thing happened to me at the exact same time exactly one year ago!
BRO 1: Its a broincidence!

Example 2:
BRO 3: Bro! What are you doing here at the strip club?!?
BRO 4: Objectifying women, what about you?
BRO 3: Same!
BRO 4: What a broincidence!

broincidence by jaustin69 December 21, 2012

Brewicide 

1. The act of becoming or being completely intoxicated beyond all measure. Usually premeditated.

Gerald had a rough day at work so he planned to commit brewicide that evening.

Brewicide by Broken Sword March 8, 2009