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punky brewstered

When a person you are dating/hanging out with suddenly disappears with no warning and/or without a trace. Derived from the way Punky Brewster's mother abandoned her on the TV show by saying she was "Going to the store for a minute" and never came back.
Mike: So hows things going with that girl?

Dave: Well, things were going real good... then one day she just Punky Brewstered on me and i havent seen her since.

Punky Brewstered

To be abadoned by someone. As Punky Brewster was abadoned by her mother at a shopping center.
My buddies totally Punky Brewstered me last night at the party
I am gonna Punky Brewster this guy.

Brewster Quality

A verb used for Ling Ling's work. Something of pure perfection and nothing else. Its like fucking a man and cumming in his anal cavity. Its like having sex before the first date. If you fall into any of these categories you get a Jolly Rancher!
Person 1:"I got an X=37."
Person 2: "Show your work! Its not Brewster Quality!"

Brewster 

Term used amongst the youth of Memphis, Tennessee.Its basically a name you call a person who doesn’t fit in or does the most to impress people.
Mane dude one brewster ahh nigga

Paget Brewster 

Paget Brewster is an actress. Best known for Emily Prentiss on Criminal Minds.
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community
Did you watch Criminal Minds last night?
Yeah, Paget Brewster plays the best Agent!
Paget Brewster by DrReidIsLife March 8, 2015

Brewered 

1. To fall short or be unsatisfying

2. To be ignorant of the needs of others

3. To be negatively affected by someone else's lack of intelligence
1. Janet Napolitano went to DC and left Arizona brewered.

2. So the Governor and Republic leadership in the state legislature finally started working together--complete decimation--education and health care just got sooo brewered.

3. That sex left me feeling so brewered that i had to masturbate after.
Brewered by bigstrongboy June 26, 2009