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Bookering 

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.
Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.
Bookering by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018
When a person has head/earphones and acts as if they can't hear what you are saying to ignore you while you are rambling on about something they dont want to hear
justin....JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (take headphones out person ear) why u keep boseing on me with them jawns
Boseing by Just Busto June 11, 2008
Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".
he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger
bonkering by Bonkering December 2, 2014

Bonkering Mad 

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.
Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

boweling 

burns: wait a minute, i don't remember writing a cheque for bowling!
smithers: uh, sir, that's for your boweling
burns: ah yes, that's very important
smithers: remember that month you didn't do it?
burns: yes...that was unpleasant for all concerned
boweling by Crapple0 September 14, 2003
the period of time starting when you first realize you're excited and ending when you have a complete erection
I started bonering when Julia gave me that backrub at work this morning.
bonering by BBoyStance23 September 3, 2010